I finally got a motorbike license. After many delays, I was able to take the motorbike driving test. I got to skip the written test because I already have a
Vietnamese driver's license, which I had transferred from my Colorado driver's license.
The first time I tried to take the motorbike driving test, I didn't bring a critical document, meaning I couldn't take the test. Luckily Huyen had come with me, otherwise there is no way I would have known what I was missing — no one spoke English.
I rescheduled for another day, but I couldn't find a time that worked for me until two months later. This time I was on my own. When the day finally came, I went to the licensing office and was told to sit in a room with some other Vietnamese people. Finally, after 30 minutes, my name was called by a woman who lead me and some others into another room with desks. In that room I waited for 20 minutes before a man told the group I was sitting with to go upstairs. I was instructed via hand gestures to remain behind.
As I waited, the next group came in and sat down. One of them spoke enough English to tell me what was going on.
You do not speak Vietnamese. You cannot take the test without a translator. With the help of my friend, I explained to the man that I didn't have to take the test and showed him my driving license. Another 20 minutes went by.
I was allowed upstairs to the testing room with the next group. They took one look at my driving license and immediately gave me a paper and sent me downstairs where I was directed across the large parking lot to a small table with an older Vietnamese man sitting with a stack of papers. He was watching people take the driving test in front of him and marking scores on their paper. I handed my paperwork to him and took a seat.
20 minutes later my name was called. I walked to the start of the course and got on the provided motorbike. The provided helmet was huge and lacked a chin strap — not exactly safe. The driving test was basically an obstacle course. First there was a giant figure eight which I had to follow three times around, then out of the figure eight and onto a narrow line which I had to stay on, then a U turn followed by a series of zigs and zags while avoiding the lines, then a U turn and a series of small speed bumps. The whole test took 4 minutes, but the entire time a crowd of Vietnamese people were watching me. They normally watch each other anyway, but I think they were especially interested in the foreigner taking the test.
I did very well on my motorbike test and I passed on the first try. The older man doing the grading spoke some English and he proceeded to tell me how handsome I was and how well I drove a motorbike, then asked me what I though of the Vietnamese girls. He gave me a paper and told me to come back in three or four weeks to pick up the motorbike license.
I was a process for sure, but it's a good souvenir. The motorbike license and the car license look identical, but a different box is checked on the back. You think they could just check both boxes on one license, but no, that's not the way Vietnam works.